Your Highness

0½

I want an apology from someone.

This alleged comedy has exactly one gag. “We’re in a fantasy quest movie! And we’re making penis jokes!”

It’s is not funny. It’s an embarrassment.

The only reason this gets the half star it does is for Natalie Portman and James Franco, who, in a testimony to their professionalism, don’t phone it in for this piece of dreck. They deliver real performances.

Worst time I’ve had at the movies in a decade.